yourplayersaidwhat:

Our lawful-good druid: “Can I use animal gains human intellect on my animal companion riding dog?”

DM: *chuckles* “You can try.”

*druid rolls*

DM: “You succeed!”

Fast forward the “dog” demands gear once he milks the druid dry he then replies “I’ll get it my way.”

Our druid: “I was so preoccupied with whether or not I could I never stopped to think if I should.”

*entire table breaks out laughing.*