You have the power to heal, you also happen to be a universal donor. In order to cash in on this you decide to sell all your organs on the black market, multiple times. What could possibly go wrong?
You have a hobby of collecting rocks the size of a ball. One day you come back home to see one of your rocks broken apart and you see a small dragon inside.
carrie fisher didn’t get laid to rest in a prozac-shaped urn for us not to take our meds…………. so take your meds
i kno posts like this are meant to be positive and nice but like… medications arent a nice pure glass of water theyve got all sorts of social and historical baggage. uwu stay medicated is not a trend we should be getting on
Okay but I don’t care about nebulous baggage, I care about my neurochemical state permitting me to retain executive function so I can be a relatively competent human being who feels like life is pretty okay at least some of the time. So I will absolutely uwu stay medicated and the many other people whose lives would be better if they took their meds should absolutely uwu stay medicated, and I wish to strongly urge everyone else to uwu stop and think critically before you blithely parrot baseless handwringing rooted in the bizarre social stigma against literally just taking medicine for illnesses.
Thanks for reading, have a nice day, ooh woo take ur fuckin meds
Hey so
1. If you can’t make your own neurotransmitters, storebought is fine.
2. Don’t be like me! Make a point to take the meds as directed even if your routine gets disrupted!
3. “not a trend we should be getting on” 🖕🏼🖕🏽🖕🏾🖕🏿🖕🏻🖕🏼HEY HEY🖕🏽🖕🏾🖕🏿🖕🏻🖕🏼 🖕🏼🖕🏽🖕🏾🖕🏿🖕🏻🖕🏼🖕🏽SO 🖕🏽🖕🏾🖕🏿🖕🏻🖕🏼🖕🏽 🖕🏼🖕🏽🖕🏾🖕🏿🖕🏻FUCK YOU BUDDY 🖕🏼🖕🏽🖕🏾🖕🏿🖕🏻
My store-bought neurotransmitters let me function and hold a job and enjoy life and all that other fun shit and also fuck you.
Essential components of any fantasy rolepaying group:
The player who brings exactly the same swishy elf character to every table; 50% chance of wizard, 50% chance of bard, 100% chance of banging a dragon before the campaign is done.
The player who favours dwarves because they’re uncomfortable with speaking in character and dwarves aren’t expected to have personalities.
The player who thinks they’re cleverly subverting expectations by playing their halfling as a bloodthirsty, sexually promiscuous drug fiend, unaware that – thanks to players like them – literally 80% of all halfling player characters are like that.
The player who designs their character purely for novelty value – like, this time they’re a giant telepathic praying mantis, or whatever – yet inexplicably manages to have the deepest character arc out of anyone.
The player whose character’s stats honestly don’t matter because their real contribution to the party is being the only adult in the room.
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