adulthoodisokay:

muchadoeaboutnothing:

faith-in-dean:

keelx:

presentreign:

Everyone IN NY should read this

Everyone who wants to come to NY should read this

Everyone should read this if you’re thinking about NY in any way, shape or form.

Everyone should fucking read this

This is not just NY. Basics for every big, busy city etc.

^^^

NYC Basic Tips and Etiquette is written, illustrated, and in this case animated by @nathanwpyle, who you can also find on Instagram.

@drakenflagreon

WARNING: This is unlike anything I have written before so please proceed at your own risk.  I had some… feelings I needed to get out of me. THIS POST CONTAINS: GORE, BLOOD, DEATH, MURDER, AND RAPE.

This has been a warning and the rest will be under the cut.

Please do not read this if any of this will bother you. This is a pretty sexual post and I implore you please please do not use this post to hurt yourself.  I am venting, and this is the best way to do it. If you need anything else tagged let me know because I don’t want to have missed something.

YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKING WARNED

This is a reader insert of sorts where the reader has a penis. 

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Warm.

Warm and wet.

and squishy.

You can’t see them in the dark, but you can feel them.  Their insides have cascaded around your hands and you hold them gently, as gently as the knife you held that split them up the middle. You can hear them choking, choking on their own blood and your erection throbs inside your cargo shorts. 

You stand up and drop their intestines to the floor.  Your breath comes in ragged pants too, and you want to feel it when they die. Taking hold of their bottom jaw, you open it enough to shove your cock into their bloody mouth.

Hot.

Wet.

They’re struggling now.  It makes you groan louder.  Finally, finally they stop convulsing and that’s all that you need to blow your load into their mouth.

They’re dead now, and rapidly cooling.  Time to get cleaned up and find a new toy to play with.  

Maybe you’ll keep them alive longer this time.

limmel-xiv:

sequoiaofeorzea:

scoobydew4u:

phallical:

ithelpstodream:

hahahaha best prank i’ve seen in a while

This is singlehandedly one of the funniest and cutest things I’ve ever seen. Relationship goals.

Holy shit this is so wholesome WATCH IT TO THE END MY HEART SINGS FOR THIIIISSS

Gamer GF’s revenge.

@miscreants-and-misfits Imagine Limm pulling this shit on Tehn with one of her stupid inventions.

@arcaninesfavoritetrainer