i wanna be like the women in a granola bar commercial where my worst problem is my snack isn’t satisfying so my cute coworker at my job we both love smiles sympathetically at me and says “try this” and hands me a Grain Bar TM and I eat it and it doesn’t mess up my lipstick and I’m like “mmmm this is good” and then our hot boss walks by and my coworker says “and that’s not the only thing” and we throw our heads back and laugh.
we both have health insurance and 401ks
ppl are tagging this stuff like “this minus the hetero stuff” and I’m like why did they assume our hot boss is a guy literally i, a lesbian, posted this
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