You know how in Tangled the horse is like super suspicious of Flynn? My hurloane headcanon is Sloane bringing Hurley breakfast in bed and Hurley having to triple-check nothing she’s eating has been stolen.

anonymousalchemist:

wow. i can’t believe youre so completely fucking accurate. 

also consider: 

sloane: babe i got you this new gold plated steering wheel for your battlewagon 

hurley: thats stolen. 

sloane: ofc not! babe. who do you think i am? 

hurley: [glares] 

sloane: i didnt steal it i promise. 

hurley: [suspicious glaring] 

sloane: …….ok i stole the funds to buy it with sorry i love you?