Hey ship? I was wondering if you ever did a snack time thing called sally watermelon that encourages cannibalism and zombiism in children?

glumshoe:

No, but I did hide melons in the field at night and told the campers that “alien eggs” had been laid while we brushed our teeth, and we had to frantically search for, break open, and eat the eggs before they could hatch and invade the planet. 

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