hufflepuffs-say-fuck:

Hufflepuff: ~sigh~ I’m feeling so sad…

Ravenclaw: RED CODE GUYS RED CODE C’MON

Gryffindor: YOU GET THE CHOCOLATE I’LL PUT THE NETFLIX ON

Slytherin: OKAY

Ravenclaw: FASTER FASTER FASTER I SAID RED CODE THAT’S NOT A SIMULATION

Gryffindor: ~comes running with a blanket and make a huffleburrito~

Slytherin: ~throws chocolate at hufflepuff~

Ravenclaw: Good work guys, good work.