black panther spoilers!!

greetings-from-the-suffer-puppet:

• i??? am gay??? for every single woman in this film????
• including ramonda, bc she is beautiful and majestic and lovely
• shuri is like,,, a couple years older than me. date me, princess, date me p l e a s e 
• !!!!!killmonger!!!!! holy shit!!!! i?? actually felt sorry for him!! i really liked guy!!- like, not “liked” him, i don’t agree with anything he was doing, but i!! understood!! why he was doing all this?? and he!! was!! just!! a super sympathetic villain!! i didn’t want him to die!!
• TH A T L A S T L I N E T H O U G H . oh my god. i died, right there, in my seat.  holy fucking shit. we thought thor ragnarok was heavy-handed on anti-colonialism and civil rights??? FUCK THAT. this guy’s last words were “bury me in the sea with my ancestors. they knew that death was better than bondage.” GOD FUCKING DAMN.
• ross!! a good ross!! i liked this ross!!
• martin freeman’s american accent is. unnerving. 
• i pray for a scene in infinity wars where he meets dr strange (and possibly tony stark is there too because you can’t forget the downey films) and there’s like. references. i would laugh my ass off. 
• he grows throughout the movie and he just. takes orders from nakia and shuri without question. i like this ross. i hope he sticks around. 
• i liked that there were like. next to none established marvel characters in this!! no cameos from any avengers or ex-avengers (minus the end scene but shhh he was never an avenger to begin with). like,, ross was just it??? and i just really liked that! it was a movie about the black panther, no other superheroes. i appreciated that.
• !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!t’challa’s line at the UN!! “wise men build bridges; fools build barriers.” GET FUCKING RE K T TRUMP
• s h u r i  m y  lo v e  with the panther gauntlets!! slay me!!
• na k i a marry me please
• or marry t’challa, i am shocked but this relationship is neither forced nor off-putting, marry him please and be the most badass queen wakanda has ever had
• forgive me ramonda, but i have no proof of your badassery, only nakia’s
• o k o y e . oh my god, okoye. i loved her?? so much??
• why do you love wakabi, okoye. do better than him.
• her struggle!!! after killmonger took the throne!! oh my god!! i loved her almost more right then tbh??? like. she loves t’challa!! she is loyal to him!! but she is a Dora Milaje first and foremost and her duty is to the throne, no matter who sits on it, and GOD FUCKING DAMN I LOVE HER SO MUCH???? JESUS CHRIST???? I FUCKING CAN’T WITH THE LADIES IN THIS MOVIE
• all of the women in this movie are fully fleshed out. all of them. (minus killmonger’s kissing lady.) their characters are not dependent on t’challa, even though they all care about him a lot and are in the movie because they care about him. ramonda is a former queen. shuri is a tech genius who is clearly involved with all the technological workings of wakanda. nakia is a spy whose loyalties are not t’challa first, but her beliefs first, even though she loves him. (she would stage a coup if she had enough soldiers!! she was ready to stage a coup with like three people on her side!!) i already talked about okoye, but she’s also!! so!! good!! she’s sassy and she’s smart and she’s kick-ass, but she has pet peeves and she struggles and she has doubts and she mourns her friends. i love her. i love all of them. 
• t’challa! damn! i know i haven’t talked about him much but he!! was!! so!! good!! his reaction to t’chaka’s killing of his brother, his opinion on killmonger, his obvious love for shuri (HE!! THREW!! HIMSELF!! AT!! KILLMONGER!! AND!! SENT!! BOTH!! OF!! THEM!! DOWN!! A!! MOUNTAIN!! TO!! PROTECT!! HER!!) and his mom, his love for azuri (even though he didn’t agree with everything azuri did), the spirit visions w/ t’chaka and the other kings (why did you leave the child behind? my heart fucking sh a t te r e d), his love of nakia (nakia… hi… this awkward boy i love him), just!! I LOVE HIM!!! OH MY GOD!!! 
• wakanda in general!! i want to live there!! it’s so beautiful and colorful and ahh!!! the four tribes and their differences are really cool to look at, too, with the different color schemes of each tribe and the mouth-piercings for the one (what are those called???) and the hair for that other one (like??? h o w ??????) and like, the traditional culture blending with modern culture and also futuristic stuff and!! ahh!! wakanda!!! 
• the!! FUCKING!! ANIMATIONS!! HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!
• i don’t know who animates/directs the ending credits for the marvel movies, but they need a raise. i don’t know or care how much they get paid right now, they need a raise.
• my heart bro k e when i realized the kid & dad speaking at the beginning were killmonger and his dad. like!!! oh my god i was??? not??? r e a d y ???
• t’challa and shuri!! they’re so believable as siblings!! they’re so genuine!! like, seriously, it’s me and my sister: annoy each other to death, but also willing to kill and/or die to protect one another. (at least, that’s how i am to my sister. more reasons shuri is my soulmate: we’re the annoying younger sibling.)
• ramonda!! is!! so clearly worried about her kids and so proud of their achievements and so done with shuri’s shit and?? she’s just a really genuine mom and i love her. 
• shuri is so sassy. i want a movie about her.
• i want a movie about her, okoye, and nakia shooting the shit and roasting t’challa. just. an hour and a half of these three amazing ladies roasting his royal ass. maybe ramonda walks in after an hour to share embarrassing baby stories. give me this, marvel. gi v e m e t hi s .
• finally, andy serkis played a hilarious villain with mental problems and a creepy-ass laugh who is not animated. au naturale andy. god bless.
• anyway this movie is a masterpiece go watch it
• i’m gonna find the soundtrack on youtube and illegally download the whole fucking thing and listen to it on loop

This makes me want to see the movie even more.