So, I know people used to make dildos of polished stone….. Could you make one out of antler tho? Deer Antler dildo? Probably would be warmer than stone, right?

sans–seraph:

thisacelovesheadcanons:

systlin:

thisacelovesheadcanons:

systlin:

Well. A white deer’s antlers have a diameter of about an inch. If you want something heftier, you’d have to use the base of a moose antler or an elk antler, and….

….holy shit there’s a dude who makes them

This is the best response I could have gotten.

He does custom sizes and orders, and seals them so that they can be washed with soap and warm water! 

It’s tempting to get and mount on my wall.

Did you really have to use “mount” tho? 😜

Absolutely