DM: Sam, you feel a slimy tendril snake around your body. It feels entirely unpleasant.
Warlock (ooc): Well… Don’t jump to conclusions.
DM: wh–I THOUGHT YOU WERE LAWFUL GOOD!
Warlock: LAWFUL GOOD DOESN’T MEAN I CAN’T BE A KINKY MOTHERFUCKER!!
LAWFUL LEWD
XD
Don’t kinkshame them!DO NOT JUDGE THEIR LOVE
I love this, mind you.. Magda would be “I don’t swing that way, sorry love..” shocking grasp.
The tentacle monster will understand!
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