I do, but apparently, according to my husband, AKA the Reasonable One in this house, miniature cows fall under the same category as miniature horses and goats; AKA we aren’t home enough, we don’t have the space for it, hon, we live on a third of an acre, we need the garage for the cars we are NOT retrofitting it as a mini-stable, and also No.
*pssst* you should buy a few more acres and hire a live-in grounds keeper. He will even stand around on foggy days in odd places and whisper about prophecies of the future for ominous effect if you would like.
This would be Ideal but I need more $$$$$
Would stand around and whisper ominous prophecy for jars of honey.
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