Most people recognize that, when playing a Tabletop RPG, it’s considered poor form to share one’s remaining Health Points while in character.
My party discovered a roundabout means of expressing this value following a mishap with the refrigerator:
Time Mage (Al’Hums): ‘Hey Veles? How many pizza pockets have you eaten this battle?’
White Mage (Veles): ‘If I started this battle with 206 pizza pockets, I now have 143 left.’