redhotcarolina:

Donut things we need to stop sleeping on

• He’s a top. A hunk. A stronk army man
• He’s smart!!!!!!! He’s SMART!!!!! Remember his discussion with Cronut? Yeah ik it was a lot of innuendo, but they were legitimately discussing philosophy and novels. Donut prefers Dostoyevsky over Tolstoy. I bet Alyoshka is his favorite brother.
• He killed Tex. He killed the scariest Freelancer. He was the original badass Sim Trooper.
• Donut wanted to ram Sarge against a wall and fuck him for a promotion. Good lord.
• He’s missing a part of his hand! And however you choose to interpret his injury from Tex’s grenade (blindness, deafness, scarring, etc) he’s definitely injured there.
• On that note, Donut has been injured near-death a shitton of times. He’s probably got a wealth of scars.
• Do not tell me that he is a twinky pasty little boy. Donut grew up on a farm. He’s clearly strong. He’s always tanning. He takes good care of himself. He’s
• He grew up on a farm. In Iowa. Please give me more midwestern tropes
• He’s sarcastic! He’s salty! He’s savage! I know it’s fun to write him as a sweet perfect boy who loves everyone but!!!! Rewatch the blood gulch chronicles!!
• He DOES genuinely care about his teammates tho
• Donut maybe-canonically does not have one mom (PSA stuff). You can give him two moms. You can give him none. You can give him four.
• He is EXTREMELY anti-drug.
• Donut believes crying is manly.
• I love him
• You love him
• If you don’t love him you’re lying to yourself