hostilepopcorn:

Things that happened in
Animorphs that people don’t talk about enough:

• A man was forced to cannibalize his former student
• It’s canon that humpback whales are telepathic and can communicate complex ideas such as the locations of shipwrecks
• One of the kids was infested by a yeerk and literally saw Satan when the yeerk died. It wasn’t a vision. Satan is a canon character
• God randomly shows up once in a while to help them out?
• Dogs have been genetically engineered by furry androids
• One of the kids is knocked unconscious and eaten alive by bullet ants but it’s okay because it happened via time-travel magic, so she was fine in the next book
• One of the kids is allergic to alligator DNA and ends up expelling an entire fully grown alligator from her back, Alien: Covenant style
• This universe’s version of Jonathan Taylor Thomas gets controlled by a yeerk, sees someshit, and moves to Uzbekistan after it’s all over
• That entire book that was just about horses and an alien toilet
• Zone 91, the secret military base where they supposedly keep aliens
• The Animorphs crashing a party at the amusement park (because it was a cover to infest high-ranking military officers) and all the attendees thinking it’s a parade
• Living, but remote-controlled, hammerhead sharks
• The internet was designed by a yeerk who lives in a mansion and cannibalizes other yeerks and is the brother of Visser Three
• They travelled back in time and killed Hitler
• God is just a gamer
  who was given too much power on accident