- People who are going to regret being up at 3AM in two or three hours
- ADHD.fuck
- Night Shift enjoying thier boss not being around
- Americans that are just now googling MST and discovering there’s a fourth continental time zone.
- Vampires
- Americans just now discovering Hawaiian Time Also Exists
- Hawaiians that need to GO TO BED
- The Australians ™
- Irish John, who drank a ton of coffee at that concert so he could drive people home and is supposed to be sleeping on my couch, but drank a ton of coffee and is marathoning Gravity Falls instead because I accidentally told him that the plot appears in episode 7.
- confused werewolves
- Chupacabra, but only becuase they forgot to organize the queue on thier Pastel Aesthetic Blog earlier and want to post on time
- The triangle will show up later John, please go to bed
- You too Hawaiians.
- Honestly? Most of the rest of the world is awake right now and the American-centric prespective on Tumblr and in media at large really obscures how the world really operates. People in Finland are having lunch. Some guy in Benin is sleeping in with his cat. Several Million people in Bejing are getting ready for dinner, and absolutely none of this is weird at all, time is an illusion, even if we stay within the context of normal human interactions. Do what you want, and be excellent to eachother.
- That said
- Go the fuck to bed John.
More People On Tumblr at 3AM MST:
- People in PST pretending thier sleep schedule isn’t completely fucked as well
- The New Zealanders ™ who would also like to be aknowleged. Hi there!
- People chasing after thier artisitc muses like starving greyhounds that have just sighted an obese rabbit.
- People whose Muse hasn’t been around in ages but chase thier dreams anyway.
- more Vampires
- John I know you’re still up. I can hear you clattering around in the kitchen.
- At least do some dishes if you’re going to be making a racket.
- Someone who was planning on finding some nice soothing music to fall asleep to but just found SOME TOTALLY BADASS BAGPIPE TECHNO WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS AMAZING I’M GONNA GO FORGE AND AXE AND DESTROY THE PATRIARCHY WITNESS MEEEEEEEE!!!!!
- People sixty pages deep into a wiki rabbit hole that started off as an innocuous question about how cheese is made and are now learning about-
- JOHN IS THAT THE BLENDER I SWEAR TO FUCK
- cats that were swatting around thier human’s phone and opened the app.
- Techno Bagpipe’s neighbors, wondering if this song is on repeat, or if this Techno Bagpipe Song is just really fucking long.
- IT IS THE BLENDER
- I WILL SMOTE YOU JOHN
- I WILL @ YOUR MAIN
- I’LL @ YOUR PORN SIDEBLOG TOO, DO NOT TEMPT ME.
- WHAT IN GOD’S NAME ARE YOU MAKING.
- scrambled eggs apparently.
- John where in fuck did you learn to cook, use a fucking whisk.
- Gordon Ramsey my ass Gordon Ramsey is a gentleman and a scholar who knows what a goddamn whisk is.
- Take these funyuns and go back to the basement. You’re cleaning my kitchen in the morning.
- Techno Bagpipe’s neighbor, who is now pretty sure that this song has played at least twice, and that it’s really long.
- Early-rising EST people who are probably reading this over granola or whatever it is that Diurnal Humans eat before going off to contribute to society and maybe do yogurt or something
- the ways of the daywalker are a mystery to me.
i dont have techno bagpipes, but i do have heavy metal bagpipes
Oh look it’s the EXACT song I’ve been playing on loop for three days now becuase it’s so awesome.
With headphones.
I’m not a monster.
HOLY SHIT THATS AMAZING
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