alright but why use alpha and omega or nobles and peasants when you can just
do straight up classes
“YOU’RE NOT DATING A ROGUE! THIS IS A FAMILY OF TANKS AND HEALERS ONLY!”
“I’m sorry ma’am but it seems your baby is a… hunter”
“how could this happen i did everything right”
“are you sure your husband isnt…. dual classing behind your back?”
*sobbing*
“YOU’RE A WIZARD YOU CAN’T DATE A BARBARIAN THATS JUST UNNATURAL! THINK ABOUT YOUR STAT DISTRIBUTION!”
“look you’re my friend and i cant just sit around and see you mingle with a… subclass”
“the holy codex says clerics and paladins not clerics and necromancers, jeffrey.”
“he’s a third edition druid his buffs last for like 10 minute cindy, its not worth it”
“Look, just face facts Lenore, we know that mages are next in line to be nerfed. Do you really wanna find yourself a year down the road yoked to someone whose only raid utility is conjuring bread for the real fighters?”
excuse you they’re called Mana Buns 😛
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