hey here’s something I learned only today despite being a lifelong Harry Potter reader
Hagrid is 12 fucking feet tall
people are having a laugh at me for not knowing this but can you blame me? i thought “really tall” was like… 8-9 feet maximum. 12 feet is a fucking lot
Soooo…uhh…
…let’s talk about this.
I feel like—we—we definitely need to talk about this.
Okay I’ve taken these comments into account…
…and I’ve made a new scale.
You’re not going to like it.
You’re really not going to like it.
…That can’t…possibly be right…
Okay but… I’m pretty sure THIS is what it’d actually mean (it looks shitty but i only spent like five minutes on this)… also, @ all the people taking this as a chance to dump on Rowling for bad descriptions, please stop. She’s not that great, but save your criticisms for stuff she actually does wrong and not just stuff you’re misinterpreting.
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