yourplayersaidwhat:

My group: *continuously fails rolls to open a giant locked wooden door*
Me, A Forest Nymph: Man, we can’t get past this door! What are we gonna do?
My DM: Well, you’re good with wood, you figure it out lol 😉
My group: *collective groans*
Me: …I’m rolling to seduce the door
My DM, elated: wait really?!
Me: *rolls nat 20*
My DM: The door swings wide open for you after a raunchy display that, quite frankly, traumatizes your party
Our tank: ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS
My DM: The door slips you it’s phone number

(They made me roll to seduce every goddamn locked door the rest of that campaign)