*john mulaney voice* That’s! My! Wife!
I’d just like to thank Griffin McElroy for catering to me personally and my extreme love of pirates and beefy orc ladies with this latest taz liveshow.
[Start description: Orla, an orc woman with long grey hair pulled up in a swirl on top of her head and then trailing down over her shoulder, stands on a dock with shimmering water behind her. She is holding a cannon barrel standing on end beside her with her other hand on her hip. She has dark green skin, two upright jutting tusks one of which is broken, and an eyepatch. She wears a white shirt open to the waist under a long pirate style coat, brown pants, and knee high black boots. End description.]
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