Quotes from DND tonight:

katiebug445:

“Okay, so what all do I have left?”
 "You have a movement action. You used up your attack action.“ 
 "WELL, OKAY, I BACK UP AND SCREAM, THEN.“ 

"What are you gonna do this turn?”
 "I’m gonna stab it again.“
 "Roll.”
 -rolls a 4-
 "Your weapon gets stuck in it.“
 "WELP, I’M GONNA DIE!”
 "You’re not gonna die.“
 ”-intense coughing fit-“
 "Oh, shit, maybe she IS gonna die.”

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