thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

baronessbamf:

the-argumentative-viper:

quecksilvereyes:

baronessbamf:

SO if Thanos halfed all life across the universe including domestic farm animals and plantlife hasn’t he just ended up with the same problem he started with?

What a fucking idiot.

almost as if it was a shit justification he only used to try to make ppl believe he’s being reasonable

He didn’t just end up with the same problem he started with – he made it worse. Half of all life would include single-celled eukaryotes and all prokaryotes. That means that, unless he counted “destroying the gut biome of the animals he snapped” as the half, he removed 50% of the bacteria inside animals that said animals need to live. 

In other words, unless he went “50% of humans will be removed and so will the bacteria inside them” which I doubt, what presumably (based on this nonsense logic premise that I hate) happened was that 50% of every bacterial ecosystem disappeared, which would kill all the humans. Nothing can digest or be decomposed efficiently now you chucklefuck. 

He also probably caused global ecosystem collapse, since removing half of a species globally, even if it’s done neatly for “half in every area” interrupts delicate balances and could result in immediate destruction. With all the animals that made it through dying, there’d be waterway pollution, which leads to eutrophication, which causes algal blooms and makes water toxic, so any freshwater life that survived is probably dying now even aside from the microorganisms thing.

What if he happened to remove the female half of a species? Was it a two by two thing? Nobody ever specified. What about hive species? The bees would be completely wrecked by this – No more pollination! 

Soil would be being depleted since if plants die en masse there’s nothing to hold it still, reducing the agricultural capacity of the earth for a very long time to come. Not to mention the salinity issues that come from removing deep rooted perennial vegetation. For the record, salinity in the soil results in plants being unable to take up nutrients, resulting in, you guessed it, once again way more than 50% dying. 

And all this is assuming the snap was totally fair and destroyed 50% of each type of life in each area/ecosystem which I doubt. So the chaos wouldn’t even be predictable.

Essentially, Thanos completely destroyed every ecosystem on the planet, especially fragile ones, and probably catalysed near-complete planetary extinction, based on factors off the top of my head! Grape man, though art a mouldy spleen. 

Thanos you dumb piece of fucking shit!

DRAG HIS PURPLE ASS

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