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I’m back at it again with some stupid D&D Stuff!

The Serpent Staff: once per day, you can use this staff to create a snake from thin air. Where is it, you ask? You have no idea.

Sparring For Dummies: a thick, leather-bound tome. A magic-user can use their spell attack modifier to hit, and it deals 2d6 bludgioning damage.

The Participation Ribbon: glows a faint blue if the wearer rolls the worst initiative in an encounter. Grants +1 AC, to make you feel a little bit better, I guess.

Magic Paint: a small glass jar of glittering paint. Functions and behaves as normal paint would, but nobody can seem to tell you what color it is. All attempts to describe it fall short.

The All-Seeing Eye: this little glass sphere sees everything in existsnce, across all the planes and through all of time. However, that’s a lot of stuff to see. This eye is nearly impossible to focus properly, and usually will just show users a continuous stream of random flashes of reality.

Bane of the Fey: a pair of wire-rimmed spectacles. Upon attuning to these glasses, once per day, for one hour, elves cannot lie to you. Half-elves have a 50-50 shot.

Magic for Dummies: from the author of Sparring for Dummies comes another bestselling tome! Once per day, this book will allow anyone without arcane training or abilities to cast the spell Magic Missile at level 2.