taz-quotes:

Mama: Shit! All right, okay- that’s it, though! Ned, there’s powerful cosmic forces at work here, stuff that’s gotta stay out of the public eye! I don’t know if we can trust you, Ned fuckin’ Chicane, but I need you to trust me when I say that there’d be dire consequences if anyone else in Kepler found out about this gate in the woods. Do you understand me?

Griffin: [very smug] And it’s at that point that the gate is, just for a moment, filled with light, and out steps Duck Newton. Duck, you are back in the woods, and here’s four people who are all kind of looking at you with shock. Especially Mama and Barclay. They look kind of dumbfounded and kind of horrified as you step foot back into Kepler.

Duck: Uh, I’m District Ranger Duck Newton, it’s a nickname, and, uh, ma’am, I’m going to need you to extinguish that flame, please.

Aubrey: Oh, yeah! [makes ‘pschoo’ noise]

Duck: Thank you very much.

Griffin: Mama looks at you, Duck, for a few seconds, just- her mouth agape in sort of disbelief at how quickly this situation has spiraled, and she says-

Mama: Duck. Newton. What the hell have you done?

Duck: I have absolutely no idea.