allthingslinguistic:

Old English Twitter takes on the Johny Johny Yes Papa meme, with a Beowulf version. Damian Fleming on twitter: 

grendel grendel
yes mama
eating danes?
no mama
telling lies?
no mama
open your mouth
then his heart laughed
evil aglæca, he intended to to take the life
from each body, eat them all
before day came. the gluttonous thought
of a full-bellied feast was hot upon him