Context: So our campaign took place in space and we were living in a futuristic dystopian. We were currently orbiting around a strange planet.
Paladin: Wait, how far are we from Earth right now?
DM: I’d say…about a billion light years???
*cue to everyone arguing about why that’s impossible and what the real distance should be*
DM: QUIET!! I DIDN’T PLAN HOW FAR YOU’D BE FROM EARTH SO LET’S JUST SAY THAT AFTER WORLD WAR THREE AMERICA TURNED THE METRIC SYSTEM INTO EAGLES CUZ FREEDOM. YOU’RE A BILLION EAGLES FROM EARTH. NOW SHADDAP AND LET ME CONTINUE.
The new system
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