So I’m setting up a DND campaign, everyone’s a newbie including myself, but I’m helping everyone create their characters etc.
Player 1: Alright, I want to be a Water Genasi sorcerer. But, they’re super snobbish. Real haughty taughty, their opinion of them self is incredulous – everyone’s gonna hate him to begin with. I’m talking he makes a throne of ice for himself every time the party camps and shit.
Me: You realise you’ll have to spend speedy points to do that right? It’ll affect how well you can fight and stuff?
P1: Yes.
Me: (audibly laughing at the rest of the parties chagrin) Okay, brilliant. What’s your characters name?
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