AU where…

thefringeperson:

ladyhallen:

oneshotprincess:

gods-and-punks:

futureevilscientist:

mortal-apollo:

playwithdinos:

twilightprince102:

the-grand-author:

justzukothings:

Aang died with the air nomads.

The next two Avatars, from water and earth, live without ever knowing who they are.

Zuko still spoke out at the meeting, he still refused to fight his father in the Agni Kai.

Zuko was banished, and in his search to find the Avatar, earth bends.

He is the Avatar and doesn’t know what to do about it.

Okay but consider:

Zuko, punching the air: “I MUST FIND THE AVATAR!”

*rock goes flying*

Zuko, waving his arms for emphasis: “IT IS THE ONLY WAY”

*strong wind knocks over grunt in the background*

Zuko, stomping dramatically: “TO RESTORE MY HONOR!”

*deck behind zuko becomes covered in ice*

Iroh, stroking his beard: “…. hmmmmmm…”

And Iroh just decides to mess with him and just goes “Well, I suppose we should start searching” and Zuko doesn’t find out until later in the episode

Nah man, gimme a whole season of Zuko and Iroh’s hijinks as they search for the avatar and it’s Zuko the whole time. A whole season of Iroh waffling between goofy uncle and “here let me teach you about balance-” “I DON”T NEED BALANCE I NEED TO RESTORE MY HONOUR” “okay cool you do you kid i bet the avatar’s behind that rock please move it for me”

zuko saying he needs to find the avatar, when actually, he just needs to find himself is his original story arc

¯_(ツ)_/¯

I’d read this fic. Someone write it

Id pay for thay fic tbh

@blackkatmagic

Ah, but you’re not thinking the two of them got exiled on their own from the Fire Nation, did you?

Prince Iroh and exiled Prince Zuko left with a contingent of sailors and military men. Said military personnel realize what is happening three days into their trip.

When wacky spirit shenanigans happen and Zuko solves it without knowing, the military lieutenant look at the commander like he’s in the office.

@thefringeperson

When Admiral Zhao takes Zuko’s ship and all his crew, and questions them, all of the crew say the same thing:

“No, Prince Zuko hasn’t found the Avatar yet.”

They say this with varying ability to keep a straight face.  There’s one of them who just breaks down in helpless giggles.

“Nope,” he gets out between the giggles.  “Not found.  Definitely not found.”

Admiral Zhao’s men come to the conclusion that Zuko’s crew have cracked under the stress of being away from the Fire Nation so long, and especially on a mission that pretty much the whole Nation “knows” is impossible.

thehumon:

I just found out commercial characters have their own little fandoms and it’s the funniest thing in the world when people make them interact.

I love how The World’s Most Interesting Man (link) and Old Spice Guy (link) are all like “Hell no, I don’t have a feminine side” while Mayhem Guy (link) is out here like “Hell yes I’m a woman! And I just found out that you’ve been cheating on me for two years so now I’m destroying everything you love and I’ll take everything else in the divorce!”

shadowraiku:

lochnessmonsterofficial:

lochnessmonsterofficial:

Trying to communicate with my future morning self is like setting an elaborate trap for an unsuspecting zombie like

if I put my phone alarm on full volume and vibrate and move the charger so I can put it on this out-of-reach metal surface, I can startle her awake. Probably. Then if I securely duct tape this caffeinated chocolate bar to it, it will provide a challenging situation and make her mushy little brain work extra hard to figure out how to turn the alarm off. Then she might go for the chocolate while she’s turning off the loud noises. With luck, she’ll consume the whole thing. 20 minutes of bliss then boom, physiology kicks in and the caffeine reaches her brain. Gentlemen, this just might work.

It didn’t work.

A tragedy in two acts

thetillys:

thetillys:

behold DUMB HEADCANONS

people think that demon hunters are reclusive and prefer their solitude, but that’s because barely anyone gets to see them during downtime. DHs are actually one of the closest knit groups on Azeroth.

not only do they understand one another’s problems intimately, but they also tend to pool resources. there’s many unique challenges to being a demon hunter, such as how to deal with scales and not go insane, that they sort of found solutions to together.

they tend to sleep in groups, huddles together. both for comfort and out of necessity: typically someone will keep watch over a sleeping group, just in case someone’s demon tries to take over at random.

and they LOVE fresh meat. while they still need other things, fresh meat quickly becomes the main factor in almost every demon hunter’s diet.

the rest of the illidari are basolutely IN on all the social interactions. matron mother always has a raunchy joke and a compliment ready whenever someone is feeling down. battlelord gaardoun keeps telling the same battle stories everyone’s heard a million times, but they still listen.

they also love parties but hardly anyone outside of the illidari has ever witnessed one. they tend to get way too rowdy for anyone who isn’t as sturdy as the demon hunters.

rockstars-flaming-discourse:

wynx-hates-pedos:

badpearl:

yiffmaster:

leave literal children alone holy shit

i absolutely hate the trend of making fun of literal children trying to be positive, kind, and compassionate, while discovering themselves. keep your spite and bitterness to yourself

Plus the kid examples in these pro cringe culture posts are clearly meant to be autistic coded which just makes thesen posts worse imo.

Bold of you to assume cringe culture isn’t targeted at autistic kids in the first place