Author: thisacelovesheadcanons

adamussutekh:

I just wanna let y’all know that you do fanfic tropes all of the time, we just don’t describe them like beginning writers do. You:

  • Push your shoes off with your toes or with the tip of your shoe, most likely. Props for drama if you yank your converse or your vans or your boots off like a soldier in a scyfi drama, but otherwise, you’re “toeing your shoes off”
  • Humans are much better at dissecting scents than we give ourselves credit for. If you sit there long enough, you could dissect how your friend smells. I smell like “old, beat up cars, the sour citrus he isn’t supposed to have, and something musty and natural and unique to him that clings to all of his clothes.” In order that’s old flannel, three day old hair mousse, and fish tank water. Smells like cigarettes and oils cling to your clothes, stuff like fishtanks and the food in your kitchen seeps into your belongings. Don’t feel bad about describing scents, people carry our houses with us everywhere. 
  • Have you ever pet someone else’s hair? That’s “carding your fingers through.” That’s it. It’s the same thing.
  • Ever walked around barefoot? Its three am and you’re trying to make Dark Lunch? You’ve padded around. You signal to other people nonverbally whether its coughing or sighing that you’re there so that you don’t scare them. 
  • Smirking is a thing most of us do with our face. Grinning, looking cheeky, and raising our eyebrows are also all things your face does. Sorry :/
  • You might not get this if you’re a straight girl whose never had sex, but sometimes that little strip of skin between ya shirt and ya hips? The mouth can go there. That’s an intimate place to touch and its a vulnerable place to be exposed. Overused maybe, but a valid way to show a shift in the situation. 
  • We all sigh!! Are some of y’all really saying that sighing isn’t a thing you do ten thousand times a week?? You don’t sigh when someone says something stupid as shit?? You don’t sigh when you gotta get up?? 
  • SAID IS A VALID WORD
  • Everything on your face casts shadows, I’m sorry you have weak eyelashes, or that somehow your brows are flat with your eyeballs
  • People laugh silently! I’m sorry you’ve never laughed that hard!! People giggle! People snort! People double over and move and flail! Have you ever fucking laughed?
  • For that matter how do y’all not blush and can you teach me
  • I’d also like to say sorry if: your heart has never skipped a beat reading something terrible, or when you saw someone you liked even platonically, or if you’ve never been so surprised all you could do was blink, that you never looked at someone like you loved them, and that you somehow never fucking show any emotion in your voice or your posture at all

Tl;Dr: Some of y’all are dragging people for shit you don’t know how to describe and damn if you ain’t still reading things and then telling beginning writers that they’re describing impossible things and writing weirdly when y’all don’t even write shit, its obnoxious as hell. To y’all that do write and are aggressively against this post, I bet you sure as hell use EPITHETS INAPPROPRIATELY ANYWAY, DON’T YA?

FUCKING THANK YOU.  You put into words everything I’ve been thinking.

thewaitingplatypus:

kidzbopdeathgrips:

sturmguevara:

Totally not a cult

new copypasta

lmao have fun when all those kids abandon you the moment they are able to do so

jsyk I have Opinions™ about the Mormon church having been partially raised by one (and abused by another) If this bothers you, please ask me to tag it and i will.  Because this is exactly the shit my abuser told me i was gonna grow up to be, for him.  My grandfather.

isei-silva:

This is about as much as I want to work on this and it’s about the culmination of most of the small tutorials I’ve been practicing through this art block. Lots of anatomy and painting! And I know some (or a lot) will look at this and think that I’ve gone WAY overboard with the lighting and coloring and I’m just all out and all over the place. And that’s good. That’s what I was aiming for. Usually what held me back at learning something new was that “Is this too much?” feeling when you just learn something but are too scared to apply it in your work.

I say GO ALL OUT. Like, seriously, TRY TOO HARD – that’s what you should go for when you learn something new. You’ll have time to be more studious and cautious later, but when learning something new my best experience has been that ‘taking the plunge’ feel at putting ALL I know and then some into one piece. I’ve learned from this. I’ll probably look at this in four months from now or a year or so and go “wow this is terrible look at all these errors in anatomy and lighting” and that’s good because that’s how I’ll know I’ve learned. 

I’ve tried too hard, and I’m happy about that.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

hellyeahteensuperheroes:

Upon going to the Weirdworld, Champions are transformed into fantasy characters, losing memories of their real selves, except for Riri.

So this is basically a story of Riri trying to save her friends as they get a bit too much into a D&D LARP game.

Champions #25, you can buy it here.

– Admin

“I’VE LOST MY FRIENDS TO LIVE ACTION ROLE PLAYING”

I need this.