okay tier: warlocks who make pacts out of desperation
good tier: warlocks who make pacts because theyre gay for their patron
great tier: warlocks who dont actually make pacts but their patron is their parent
image transcript because it’s super tiny:
“im gonna make a tiefling warlock whose demon patron is her doting, slightly too overbearing mother
just like. they’re in the middle of a battle and there’s suddenly this dark rumbling, the smell of sulfur and a blast of heat, and with a burst of black smoke a terrifying demon crawls up out of the ground. immediately the demon goes over to the warlock and starts scrubbing dirt from her face, “oh, sweetheart, are you okay? are these all your little friends? i hope you got my last letter, but you know how those carrier pigeons can be when it comes to bridging the planes!” “moM PLEASE”
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