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thiswontbebigondignity:

thiswontbebigondignity:

A concept:
Hermione sending howlers to her kids on the Minister for Magic stationary.
The letterhead and all official insignia become part of the soundblast.

THE MINISTRY OF MAGIC OF THE UNITED KINGDOM AND THE REPUBLIC OF IRELAND

LEVEL ONE
THE MINISTER FOR MAGIC’S OFFICE

HUGO FREDERICK WEASLEY,
YOU BEST HAVE A WHOLE PRESENTATION ABOUT EXACTLY HOW YOUR NAME WOUND UP IN THAT BLASTED GOBLET AND MOST IMPORTANTLY HOW IT CAME BACK OUT. INTERPRETIVE DANCE RECOMMENDED. HAS OUR FAMILY’S TRACK RECORD TAUGHT YOU ABSOLUTELY NOTHING? I AM SURE YOU ARE AWARE THAT THIS IS ONLY A VANGUARD OF A PERSONAL APPEARANCE OF YOURS TRULY.

TOURNAMENT NOR BINDING MAGICAL CONTRACT WILL HAVE TIME TO KILL YOU AS I’LL GET THERE FIRST. I AM SO CROSS.

THE RIGHT HONOURABLE MADAME HERMIONE JEAN GRANGER-WEASLEY, MINISTER FOR MAGIC, ORDER OF MERLIN FIRST CLASS, SPECIAL ADVISOR TO THE INTERNATIONAL CONFEDERATION OF WIX, GRAND SORCERESS

Meanwhile, Ron:

WEASLEY’S WIZARD WHEEZES
DIAGON ALLEY, LONDON

YOU DONE COCKED UP, KIDDO.

RONALD WEASLEY-GRANGER
I’M VERY FAMOUS.

jesliey:

pitbullmabari:

wonderlandroundtwo:

good d&d moments

-saying someone immidiately dies when they flub a survival check

-when one person is in on the horribleness/weirdness the dm is doing and they’re laughing while everyone is freaking out

-improvised weapons

-begging the dm to let you use a skill beside the one they just told you to roll

-everyone rolling low on perception and hearing the dm say “okay, never mind”

-deliberately terrible character voices

-running jokes that spring up within a group

-watching someone make an idiot of theirself in front of an important npc

-the evil dm laugh

-feel free to add more

-making checks for mundane things (DM made everyone roll a constitution check to see how well they handled spicy food)

-when u roll really well and the dm sighs bc u just ruined their bossfight

– the bard trying to seduce anything with a heartbeat

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

momomoon:

magistrate-of-mediocrity:

raptorific:

Honestly if you want to know why Batman is necessary in Gotham City just remember that the Gotham City Police Department had a banquet honoring Commissioner Gordon and they ordered a cake from “Crazy Clown Catering.” Honestly, guess who jumped out of the cake, much to the surprise of the entire Gotham City Police Force, who by all logic should have an entire division devoted to Clown Felonies by this point

In the criminal justice system, clown based offenses are considered especially heinous. In Gotham City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these comedic felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Insane Clown Posse. These are their stories.

*honk honk*

I would so watch a Law and Order show based in Gotham City. 

(Searches someone’s car)

“Sir can you explain this”

(Takes out a can of greasepaint and a big red nose)

“….

……..

I’m just holding them for a friend”

“UR GOING AWAY FOR A LONG TIME”

ourloveislegendrarry:

awesomequacker:

Gryffindor bravery is doing the thing surpressing the fear and overcoming it

Slytherin bravery is doing the thing because the goal outweighs the fear and risk

Ravenclaw bravery is doing the thing because it makes sense despite the risk

Hufflepuff bravery is forgetting to be afraid because the thing is so important that the risk doesn’t even matter

THANKS. THANK YOU FOR THIS.

rosannapansino:

Candy Corn Pizza

Yields 1 large pizza

The things you’ll need

Ingredients

Dough

  • 1 package active dry yeast
  • 1 ½ teaspoons sugar
  • 1 cup warm water
  • 2 ½ cups bread flour
  • 2 tablespoons olive oil
  • 1 teaspoon salt

Sauce

  • 2 tablespoons all-purpose flour
  • ½ teaspoon garlic powder
  • ¼ teaspoon onion powder
  • 2 tablespoons unsalted butter
  • 1 cup whole milk
  • ¼ cup shredded parmesan cheese
  • Salt and pepper to taste

Topping

  • Finely shredded mozzarella cheese
  • Finely shredded mild cheddar cheese
  • Finely shredded sharp cheddar cheese

Equipment

  • Large mixing bowl
  • Medium mixing bowl
  • Wooden spoon
  • Olive oil
  • Small mixing bowl
  • Medium pan
  • Whisk
  • Small fork
  • Rolling pin
  • Rubber spatula
  • Pizza pan
  • Clean kitchen towel

Let’s get started!

  1. Preheat oven to 450°F.
  2. In a mediumm bowl, whisk and dissolve yeast and sugar in warm water. Let stand until foamy and creamy, about 10 minutes.
  3. Stir in half of the flour, oil, and salt. Add in remaining flour and then knead until smooth. Place into a clean greased bowl and cover with a kitchen towel.
  4. To make sauce, whisk together flour, garlic, and onion powder. Melt butter in a pan over medium heat. Whisk in flour mixture until paste forms. Slowly pour in milk while continually whisking until thickened. Remove from heat and stir in parmesan. Add salt and pepper to taste.
  5. Place dough onto a lightly floured surface and pat or roll into a large circle.
  6. Transfer dough to a lightly greased pizza pan. Prick the surface all over with a fork and bake at 450°F for 5 minutes.
  7. Remove from oven and cover dough with a thin layer of sauce. Top with cheeses in a candy corn pattern: mozzarella in the center, mild cheddar in the middle, and sharp cheddar on the outer edge.
  8. Bake again at 350°F for 8 to 10 minutes.
  9. TaDa! Get corny this Hallowee with this Candy Corn Pizza!

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