Me, a humble draugr, quietly minding my own business in my barrow tomb, doing my daily chores (lighting the candles, taking the frostbite spider for a walk, making the large swinging axes swing in the corridor of large swinging axes), having a sleepover with the lads in the deathlord’s chamber
YOU, loud, alive, obnoxious, barging into our tomb eating an entire wheel of cheese, making a mess, plundering my life savings from my burial urn, setting fire to frosty (the frostbite spider), re-killing me and the lads, WAKING the deathlord
swim down to the bottom of this bit of water and there is a ‘Dive Bar’ where you can breathe underwater… u guys its so cute if ur lookin for things to explore!!
idk
why women in action movies are still getting forced into skintight
suits and high heeled boots when sigourney weaver proved nearly 40 years
ago in alien (1979) that the hottest thing in cinema is buff ladies in tank tops
broke: women in clothes that show off their boobs and/or ass
WOKE: women in sleeveless tops that show off their huge muscular arms
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