also i want thanos to have a counterpart villain called “sex thanos” who goes around planets and makes people fuck more so that there’s even more people and the populations get even bigger and he’s the bane of normal thanos’s existence
also sex thanos looks exactly like nomal thanos but he talks and dresses like austin powers
The year is 2042. Your daughter is awkwardly silent as she eats her dinner. “Something wrong sweetie?” She sighs and puts down her fork. “I was digging really deep in AO3 last night…Why didn’t you finish that coffee shop au?” It happened. Your past has come back to haunt you. Nay, it never truly left.
U CANNOT OUTRUN UR CRIME
OKAY BUT WAIT. This has happened to me. Recently. Because I am old and I have things out there from previous fandoms with previous pseuds and one day my teenager begins a rant at me about people never finishing any WIPs on the pit of voles (which he does not call the pit of voles because he has No Knowledge of such a thing but yet he still reads on which I didn’t think anyone did any longer) and he points out an example to me of something I WROTE AND LEFT WIPing for ages and he has NO IDEA #1 that his mom wrote this and #2 How much it still haunts me to this day that it will. sit. there. for. eternity. because I am too lazy to pull it down.
She gie’d her mammy a cake, she turnt intae a big bear, and her old yin tried tae dae her in. If that’s no pure mess, I don’t know wut is. Simples.
I’ll be honest, I got the first part of that, and the last part. But there is an entire sentence in the middle, that evidently is about her father trying to kill her mother, that sounds completely unintelligible to me. I assumed it was another language – potentially Gaelic but honestly, I’ve never heard that spoken before so I was taking a guess there.
I watched Brave and had absolutely no trouble understanding the entire movie so they’re definitely increasing the accent here for comedic value. But also it’s not just an accent – that second part of the first sentence isn’t understandable even transcribed.
I’m
a weird one though – I grew up in an asian country (not white), and
somehow despite multi-lingual parents and siblings (as is expected in
that asian country), my only and mother tongue is English.
It’s no Gaelic, it is however Scots 🙂
“Big Yin” is a common Glasgow term, and this is important, cause Billy Connolly who voiced her Da, is from Glasgow. It’s also the name was known by during his rise to fame, and is still affectionately known as “The Big Yin”.
It basically means “the big man” (note: a person does not need to be tall or large in stature to be called the big man, sometimes it can mean something else like “boss” or “strong personality”). So yea. Was a nice wee addition to her dialogue, though they’ve made her more Weegie for sure.
Are you saying “The Big Yin” could also translate into “Big Dick Energy”???
SO if Thanos halfed all life across the universe including domestic farm animals and plantlife hasn’t he just ended up with the same problem he started with?
What a fucking idiot.
almost as if it was a shit justification he only used to try to make ppl believe he’s being reasonable
He didn’t just end up with the same problem he started with – he made it worse. Half of all life would include single-celled eukaryotes and all prokaryotes. That means that, unless he counted “destroying the gut biome of the animals he snapped” as the half, he removed 50% of the bacteria inside animals that said animals need to live.
In other words, unless he went “50% of humans will be removed and so will the bacteria inside them” which I doubt, what presumably (based on this nonsense logic premise that I hate) happened was that 50% of every bacterial ecosystem disappeared, which would kill all the humans. Nothing can digest or be decomposed efficiently now you chucklefuck.
He also probably caused global ecosystem collapse, since removing half of a species globally, even if it’s done neatly for “half in every area” interrupts delicate balances and could result in immediate destruction. With all the animals that made it through dying, there’d be waterway pollution, which leads to eutrophication, which causes algal blooms and makes water toxic, so any freshwater life that survived is probably dying now even aside from the microorganisms thing.
What if he happened to remove the female half of a species? Was it a two by two thing? Nobody ever specified. What about hive species? The bees would be completely wrecked by this – No more pollination!
Soil would be being depleted since if plants die en masse there’s nothing to hold it still, reducing the agricultural capacity of the earth for a very long time to come. Not to mention the salinity issues that come from removing deep rooted perennial vegetation. For the record, salinity in the soil results in plants being unable to take up nutrients, resulting in, you guessed it, once again way more than 50% dying.
And all this is assuming the snap was totally fair and destroyed 50% of each type of life in each area/ecosystem which I doubt. So the chaos wouldn’t even be predictable.
Essentially, Thanos completely destroyed every ecosystem on the planet, especially fragile ones, and probably catalysed near-complete planetary extinction, based on factors off the top of my head! Grape man, though art a mouldy spleen.
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