probably the weirdest information about star wars i could give you is that the death star garbage compactor monster from episode 4 was sentient, was force sensitive, and it wasn’t trying to eat luke – it was trying to baptise him
to everybody wondering, no, im sorry, Omi did not escape the death star. she died when it was destroyed, just as she foresaw in her visions.
as a sort of silver lining, she seemed to accept her fate and wondered what she would be in the next life, as her culture believed in reincarnation.
elaborate on the baptism you say? sure! as an aquatic species the Dianoga venerated water, which they called “the Great Cleanser When It Was Time to Be Cleansed.” She baptized Luke because she felt their shared connection to the force, which she knew only as “It.”
“Force sensitive lesbian tentacle alien” was not something I could have ever come up with, but boy am I glad someone did
My group: *continuously fails rolls to open a giant locked wooden door* Me, A Forest Nymph: Man, we can’t get past this door! What are we gonna do? My DM: Well, you’re good with wood, you figure it out lol 😉 My group: *collective groans* Me: …I’m rolling to seduce the door My DM, elated: wait really?! Me: *rolls nat 20* My DM: The door swings wide open for you after a raunchy display that, quite frankly, traumatizes your party Our tank: ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS My DM: The door slips you it’s phone number
(They made me roll to seduce every goddamn locked door the rest of that campaign)
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