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roxilalonde:

my big idea for a superhero movie is that one scene in thor ragnarok where matt damon has a cameo but it’s all the time. you have your ensemble cast of up and coming actors nobody recognizes but literally every single extra is a household name. the protagonist goes to a coffee shop and the barista is chris evans. they turn on the news and the anchor is mark hamill talking to correspondent daniel radcliffe. the final battle happens and the group of civilians the protagonist has to save is just the cast of love actually. cate blanchett has an after credits scene where she asks the protagonist for an autograph, addressed to her real name, cate blanchett. at no point does anyone acknowledge this.

gallusrostromegalus:

Arguments for why your should base your reptilian dragons off of crocodilians rather than lizards:

  • Look at that armored hide.  IRL you’d have trouble putting a spear through that, no wonder the magic ones need diety-blessed swords and sige weapons to manage them.
  • Hork down obscene amounts of meat, then nap for over half a year.
  • TEEF
  • Look at those eyes, those eyes are totally deciding whether you’re worth the effort of consuming.  So Draconic.
  • Comes in magical white morph IRL already, and regular colors are Baller too.
  • Is this animal somehow not cool and terrifying enough for you already?  Go look up crocodile ancestors and prepare to shit yourself, pathetic hairless beach ape. 
  • Many crocodilians already dig burrows and take over caves near water. Would totally move into Erebor if given half a chance.

asymbina:

theeforvendetta:

gehayi:

radgoblin:

rita-repulsar:

lord-kitschener:

swagintherain:

setup and
punchline

The artist is luo li rong

The statue doesn’t have big enough titties to have been made by a man.

I know I’ve reblogged this before but the schadenfreude is too delicious.

By the way, the statue is called 

La mélodie oubliée (The Forgotten Melody). Luo Li Rong also painted it:

And here she and the statue are in a more formal setting (museum or art show, I can’t tell):

“Dork ass losers”

OK not only do I think she’s a sorceress but now I have a massive crush on her

blencem:

Oh how times have changed, it’s okay Rho we all have that awkward teenage phase we’d rather forget. 

Was looking through my Rho tag and Rhostump was the first scribble I tried of the guy back in 2014, your average cocky muscleboy. Now he’s the sweet soft awkward boyo who’d never pose on a stump without a shirt ever.