Pizza discourse is hereby terminated. Brazil finished both portugal and spain
We also have sweet sushi (with brigadeiro). If you give us the opportunity of putting chocolate in something, we will put chocolate in it.
I have lived my whole entire fucking 24 years of life in motherfucking SÃO PAULO and I have NEVER seen anything as absurd as those pizzas. You come into my HOUSE.
Full Name: Edalanerh Sunhawk Nickname(s): Eda, Ed, Edal Age: 125-130 Race: Sin’dorei Gender: Male Sexual Orientation: Pansexual (male preference) Romantic Orientation: Panromantic Religion: the Holy Light (kinda agnostic though, just raised with
the Light) Occupation: Hunter/Adventurer Language(s) Spoken: Thalassian and Orcish, a weak, choppy knowledge
of Common and Darnassian (also Trade Common or whatever, the language used
amongst all races to justify quest givers and such)
PHYSICAL APPEARANCE
Face Claim: Seth Rollins minus the
beard Hair Color: light auburn Eye Color: green Height: 6’ 2” Build: Slight muscle tone, lean Distinguishing Characteristics: Freckles. Scared knuckles. If his
shirt is off, he has a scar going from under his left pec in a slight incline
to the middle of his abs.
PERSONALITY
Positive Traits: Compassionate, friendly
once close, soft hearted, flexible, open and ready to listen, supportive,
protective. Negative Traits: Is stoic and standoffish when alone or dealing
with strangers. He is wary of strangers and may be slow to build relationships
depending on who they are. Tends to think he’s not good enough or that people
around him will get hurt (not because of something he did, but he sometimes
thinks he’s cursed to lose the people he loves) Goals/Desires: Ensure his home and loved ones are safe. Make the
world better for people. Fears: Losing more people he cares the most about, being alone Hobbies: Leatherworking, playing with his animals/teaching them
tricks, exploring and mapping out new locations, camping. Quirks: No good with PDA, will blush over it. He plays with a
necklace around his neck, runs his hand through his hair, and pets Zack
absentmindedly or while he’s thinking. Likes: Warm places, animals, snuggling, riding mounts and spending
time with the people he loves. Dislikes: Oppressive people and ideologies, cold places, being
alone
FAMILY
Father: Hileiran Sunhawk (deceased) Mother: Analyra Sunhawk (deceased) Sibling(s): Analyr (Twin), Tigernach (younger sister), Firnae
(younger sister), Malion (deceased, younger brother) Child(ren): Tylanis “Ty” Sunhawk, Theolleath
“Theo” Fargrove Sunhawk (Both still small children, whatever the elf equivalent for 5-7 year olds is) Pet(s): He has a huge number of pets, including his regular house
pets, his hunter pets, and his mounts. Of note, though is a large black wolf
named Zack, who is always with him. Financial Status: Unknown
My coworker was telling me about a lost kid who came up to him yesterday. The boy was wearing one of those shirts that’s printed to look like a Batman costume, complete with belt, and was crying hysterically.
“What’s wrong?” asked my coworker.
“I lost my parents!” sobbed Batman the kid.
My coworker struggled valiantly to contain his laughter.
I teach my 7th graders about the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide.
I bring in a graduated cylinder of it and we talk about how it’s used in nuclear power plants and gmo crops. How inhaling even the small amount I’m holding can lead to suffocation or even death. It’s found in vaccines and cancer cells, but also in infant formula and pet food. It is a huge component of acid rain, can cause severe burns, and has been found in places that were thought to be the most pristine and unpolluted locations on earth.
We talk about how there are little to no regulations on this chemical. No bans, no warning labels, and most manufacturers don’t even have to disclose their use of it in their products.
My students are outraged. We talk about what we can do. Create posters and flyers to spread awareness. Contact our senators with petitions to ban DHMO. Spread this information all over social media.
Then I explain that the real problem with dihydrogen monoxide is that….when I am thirsty…there is just nothing else as refreshing, and then I watch their looks of absolute shock and horror as I drink the entire vial down.
I. Fucking. Love. This.
This is how misinformation works. How propaganda works. How manipulation works.
may our education be stronger than fake news
Amen.
To those who don’t get it:
“Dihydrogen monoxide” is the chemical name for water, AKA H2O.
another important element of understanding the joke is understanding how pH levels work
“Authors can’t use it in fantasy fiction, eh? We’ll see about that…”
–Terry Pratchett, probably
Try to implement anything but a conservative’s sixth grade education level of medieval or Victorian times and you will butt into this. all. the. time.
There was a literaly fad in the 1890′s for nipple rings for all genders(and NO, it was NOT under the mistaken belief that it would help breastfeeding–there’s LOTS of doctors’ writing at the time telling people to STOP and that they thought it would ruin the breast’s ability to breastfeed well, etc). It was straight up because the Victorians were freaks, okay Imagine trying to make a Victorian character with nipple rings. IMAGINE THE ACCUSATIONS OF GROSS HISTORICAL INACCURACY
people just really, REALLY have entrenched ideas of what people in the past were like
tell them the vikings were clean, had a complex democratic legal system, respected women, had freeform rap battles, and had child support payments? theyd call you a liar
tell them that chopsticks became popular in china during the bronze age because street food vendors were all the rage and they wanted to have disposable eating utensils? theyll say youre making that up
tell them native americans had a trade network stretching from canada to peru and built sacred mounds bigger then the pyramids of giza? you are some SJW twisting facts
ancient egypt had circular saws, debt cards, and eye surgery? are you high?
our misconception of medieval peasants being illiterate and living in poverty in one room mud huts being their own creation as part of a century long tax aversion scam? you stole that from the game of thrones reject bin
iron age india had stone telescopes, air conditioning, and the number 0 along with all ‘arabic’ numbers including algebra and calculus? i understand some of those words.
romans had accurate maps detailing vacation travel times along with a star rating for hotels along the way, fast food restaurants, swiss army knives, black soldiers in brittany, traded with china, and that soldiers wrote thank-you notes when their parents sent them underwear in the mail? but they thought the earth was flat!
ancient bronze age mesopotamia had pedantic complaints sent to merchants about crappy goods, comedic performances, and transgender/nobinary representation? what are you smoking?
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