Last week my art stream viewers and I decided to have a little fun – since everyone is furries on the internet (whether they like it or not) (hey, I don’t make the rules), why not make our own fursonas? Here’s mine, presented in no particular order.
If you’re one of my stream regulars and participated,
@thebiscuiteternal has offered to compile a masterpost of everyone’s art. Simply post your drawings and tag them to be included!
I like to
believe – and boy, do I wanna use this in all my sw fanfics – that the clones,
being born from tubes in Kamino, grown and trained there to then fight by the
Jedi, had no contact with toxic masculinity. They never would use “like a girl”
as an insult or think of women as any less than them (fighting by Shaak Ti,
Ahsoka Tano and Aayla Secura’s side helps a lot on that aspect too). They would
never have such things as rape jokes or what disgusting conversations so many
excuse as “locker room talk” and such bullshit.
They would
also never be taught of boys don’t cry
and such shit, so they would feel free to cry on a closer brother’s shoulder at
the news of a dear tooper’s death; they would rest their heads on each other’s
laps on leisure times, they would cuddle each other in cold nights because who
can you trust better to sleep beside you than a vode, a brother who would lay
his life for you and vice versa? They would talk about feelings, no “man up”
shit, and no homophobia too. “I’m hella nervous about asking that twi’lek, help
me out!” “Okay, chill, brother, and first of all fix that helmet hair of yours,
it looks awful. Okay, which twi’lek, I see two green girls, the tall one or the
smaller one?” “None of them, it’s the taller blue one. There.” “Oh. Ohh, that guy. Nice. Go for it.” “But…” “Fine! *downs drink* I’ll wingman ya.”
Give me
emotionally open, physically comfortable, sexually secure clones. Give me all
of it.
on occasion, i browse the clearance racks at overpriced hipster-y boutiques cause from time to time you can find amazing deals, but being in Rich People Places always makes me a little nervous– and today when i was picking up a layaway from one of these shops, my nerves resulted in a story the shopkeepers are probably gonna be telling for quite a while.
i’d just come from the feed store for lizard food (ie: bugs), and it was like 95F out so they were slowly being smothered to death in my backpack. so when the clerk, who i’d overheard was only on her second day working there, gave me my fancy sundress in a bag way too big for it, i pulled out two dozen crickets in a plastic bag and a tub full of mealworms from my pack and set them gently on the bag so they could breathe better till i got home.
this girl’s eyes go wide and she looks imploringly back at the equally startled-looking manager helping her through the transaction, and i realize that this might look a little weird to folks who aren’t reptile keepers. so, instead of doing the logical thing and explaining that i’m feeding leopard geckos, i sorta chuckled and shrugged apologetically, and just said “dinner, y’know?”
for the briefest of moments, there was an awkward silence so sweaty and suffocating you could drown in it, and then, in true daytime comedy fashion,
The Star Wars AU in which a former Jedi!Gabriel is now your local SithLord!Reaper. Enjoy both versions and wait for his former companion to appear very soon…
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