Playing the Strange Aeons Pathfinder adventure path, the PC’s are amnesiacs having just woken up from a dream where they were slaughtered one by one by a nightmarish knife wielding man, finding themselves captive in some sort of mad hospital where they’ve been experimented on by doppelganger doctors.
The Ratfolk Witch has had several key internal organs replaced with Bags of Holding that mimic their function.
Shortly after awakening in her cell she coughs and hacks up a small winged being that turns out to be somebody’s familiar from the bag of holding that replaced her lungs.
The Dragon: “Before I woke I had the strangest dream… All of you were there.” *Glancing to the smaller creature.* “But I don’t remember you.”
The Familiar: “‘Cause I’m an Outsider. I don’t sleep.”
The Kobold: “No no no, is not outsider! Is insider! Came up in neck and went outside. Is insider, not outsider.”
dinosaurs didn’t all go extinct. some of them survived and evolved into that group of jerks who hog the whole sidewalk and won’t adjust formation for other pedestrians
at first I was like “wow thats a lot of birds” AND THEN THEY TURNED AROUND
Making unconventional life choices and then having to put on a big act of being Always So Very Happybecause some people can’t be trusted with “These choices were right for me, but I’m human so I do still have problems in my life.”
go write three sentences on your current writing project.
# my favourite part about this post # is that nowhere does it say to reblog this # but we’re all reblogging it # because if we have to suffer # so do other writers