“if labyrinth was in modern day everyone would be so tumblr horny and fandom weird for david bowie” is such a weird thing to say… like… did you see labyrinth… that’s like the whole point of david bowie in the movie. did you see his crotch.
Children today are wild with their, ‘Can you believe we would’ve sexualized the Goblin King, a character made to be sexualized or else they wouldn’t have stuffed that goddamn grapefruit down the front of Bowie’s trousers?’ and their ‘Because it was mostly on LiveJournal, we’re going to pretend nobody was writing obscene amounts of Depp Wonka fic.’
Next it’ll be, ‘Holy shit, people would’ve wanted to fuck Dr. Frank-N-Furter!!!’ and ‘Good thing we invented shipping, because now we can all finally consider if Kirk and Spock would’ve been a good couple.’
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