GRYFFINDORS are not RECKLESS
SLYTHERINS are not EVIL
RAVENCLAWS are not STUCK UP
HUFFLEPUFFS are not STUPID
If you can’t equally respect each of the four houses, get the fuck out of this fandom.
Tag: hp
Narcissa: *sigh* when will you grow out of your potter phase?
Draco: iTs nOt a PhaSe muM
Harry: I challenge you to an arm wrestling battle!
Draco: ok
Harry:
Draco:
Harry: *whispers* we’re holding hands now
Draco:
Harry:
Draco: *whispers* it appears so
Harry:
Draco: *slams Harry’s hand on table
Hermione: *fighting Deatheaters and kicking their butts like a warrior queen*
Ron [watching]: God, I love you.
Hufflepuff: ~sigh~ I’m feeling so sad…
Ravenclaw: RED CODE GUYS RED CODE C’MON
Gryffindor: YOU GET THE CHOCOLATE I’LL PUT THE NETFLIX ON
Slytherin: OKAY
Ravenclaw: FASTER FASTER FASTER I SAID RED CODE THAT’S NOT A SIMULATION
Gryffindor: ~comes running with a blanket and make a huffleburrito~
Slytherin: ~throws chocolate at hufflepuff~
Ravenclaw: Good work guys, good work.
Drarry in fics #9
Draco: I hate everything and everyone and I never want to speak to anyone ever again
Pansy: What’s wrong?
Draco: Potter called me gay.
Harry, looking over: We’re bloody married, Draco!
Hermione: Why are you doing dumb shit?
Harry: In my defence, I was left unsupervised.
happy new year from these two clowns
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