-Mrs. Fluffybottom was an admittedly unattractive cat
– She’s gangly and thin with little grace and one long canine that sticks out past her lips. There’s a mean look in her eye, but that’s mainly just the way her brow was formed
-But her coat is long and silky black and her eyes are a rich orange. Her purr is loud and comforting and she’s always mindful of her claws
-Her owner is just as long and gangly as her, but with much more grace. He’s her favourite human and often tries to get away with being on his lap as often as possible. He is the best at petting her and always knows where her spots are. Shame he always smells like potions as she has to rub up against him often to get him to smell more like her
-Fluffybottom is the only creature in the world that Severus trusts enough to let go of his guard. She’s soothing and attentive, always gently kneading him on the belly when he’s sad or purring against him when he’s in pain. It’s as if she knows him best
– Severus has a hard time sleeping at night, but Fluffybottom has learned she can help by laying against his back and giving him her best purrs. She doesn’t stop even when she hears him breathing deeply, asleep at last.
-There’s a loose string on the hem of his robe, it’s the new enemy in the dungeons and Fluffybottom has vowed to vanquish it. The curious murmurs of Severus’ potions class when he walks in without his large cape annoys him. Fluffybottom made it too hard to walk normally with her constantly pouncing on him so he had to leave it behind.
-Fluffybottom does not like any students save for Ms. Granger, but that is only because she smells like her orange friend Crookshanks.
-Professor McGonagall is her second favourite human, followed by Filch
-There is a night where her human is stressed and he’s pacing his chamber incessantly. She’s learned years ago not to cross in front of his moving feet so instead she waits for him to stop.
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He’s sad again and when he picks her up to hold her, he tells her he loves her and that he’ll ensure she’s well taken care of once he’s gone
-Fluffybottom does not understand this until the next night when her human does not come home.
-It’s been weeks. It’s been months. And though Minerva is sweet and doting on her, Fluffybottom is no longer happy. She sleeps by the door now so that she doesn’t miss when her human comes back.
-The boy with the glasses is making a ruckus, talking too loudly and waving his arms too much. She ignores him
-There was a reason her human didn’t like this boy and now she sees why. He’s irritating. And he keeps visiting…only now there’s a scent to him, a new one. A scent that makes her nose twitch and her tail excitedly high. She meows and rubs and kneads at this boy. Where is he? Where is her human? Is he in his pocket? She’s seen wizards shrink things before so it’s not impossible.
-Minerva says something and the next thing Fluffybottom knew was that she was being picked up and carried away.
-She’s gently put down on the floor of a new strange house and she wants to explore it, find it’s new scents and mark them as her own, but there’s a cough upstairs and she knows that voice too well to ignore it.
-Fluffybottom bounds up the stairs two at a time, listening and smelling around until she finds it. She finds him.
-With a loud chitter and excited tail swish, she hops on the bed to her human and immediately kneads him, yelling excitedly and unable to keep still
-Her human doesn’t look well and there’s a large bandage on his neck but he’s here, he’s back and he’s petting her again and if she didn’t know him better, she could have sworn she saw him cry.
-She lays on his belly that night and when she hears him curse in pain, she does what she does best
She curls up close to his neck on the pillow and purrs and purrs and purrs
Sad update everyone, Tama recently passed away… An estimated 3,000 people, including railway officials, attended Tama the cat’s funeral on Sunday, days after she died of heart failure aged 16. [x]
For those who haven’t read articles about it, the local shrine elevated her to a god. She’s now the Eternal Stationmaster and patron god of the station.
Beautiful.
Now I’m crying thanks
and a new cat was hired right?
yep! her name is Nitama (essentially ”second tama” or “tama II”) and she served under Tama as an apprentice before being appointed her deputy
she works very hard
Everytime this crosses my dash, I reblog. It is the law.
Law
I’m crying at 11pm over train cats
Nitama, already now a mature cat (born 2010), has a protege named Yontama (fourth Tama, b. 2016). There is no information available for either the physical befellment or tragic self-disgrace which has removed Santama from contention.
also consider: LOTR but hobbits have Tapeta Lucidum
Boromir gets the fright of his life their first night on the road
Boromir: *glances over his shoulder* ??!!!!???!!
Hobbits:
Hobbits: what
i will never get over that you used an image of raccoons for this purpose because it is incredibly accurate
LOTR au but instead of hobbits literally raccoons
Gandalf: well this raccoon found the ring and has been carrying it around. unfortunately we can’t take it off him or he gets very bite-y. so I figure, the raccoon is the ringbearer now
Elrond: what are those other three raccoons doing here
Gandalf: he brought his buddies. I call this one ‘Merry’
Aragorn: *watching Frodo & Sam scamper off in the direction of Mordor* our hopes lie with those raccoons now
Legolas: do they… know where they are going
Aragorn: I sure hope so
Faramir: father why is this raccoon in the livery of the citadel
Denethor: haha doesn’t he look precious
Elfhelm: Dernhelm, is that a raccoon in your bag?
Dernhelm: *sweating nervously* Uh no, sir.
Eowyn, later: And I said no, you know, like a liar.
Denethor: WHY did you let a raccoon go off with the Ring??
Faramir: ….it just seemed like the right thing to do
Gandalf: he scratched you up real good huh
Faramir: ……………gouged my FUCKING arm and bit me on my face
Witch King: no living man can kill me – AUGH FUCK, RACCOON, RACCOON ON MY LEG ARGHHHH
Eowyn: *stab*
Wraiths break into the room at the prancing pony: *UnHoLy ScReEcHiNg*
Trash Panda Hobbits:
Wraiths: Oh, what the fuck, whAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!
Treebeard: Baroom, humm, where are my small, impatient friends?
Merry and Pippin:
Don’t go where I can’t follow, Mr. Frodo.
~~~~~~The Hobbit interlude~~~~~~
Thorin:
You’re the burgular.Go on and…burgle something! Bilbo:
Saruman: Well since some fucking TREES took over Isengard I guess I’ll take over The Shire. Farmer Maggot and ever other Halfling down to the Sacksville-Bagginses:
Freyja is the Norse goddess of love, sex, beauty, sorcery, fertility, gold and war. She was a lover of material things such as jewelry and had a huge passion for songs and poetry.
*Fun Facts!*
-Had a falcon-feathered cloak that enabled the wearer to fly. – A pair of cats named Bygul and Tryegul. Check em out!
I’ve seen posts lumping venom & the fish monster from shape of water together into the same category as pennywise and I must say it is…. Astounding to even imply they are all on the same level whatsoever like….
pennywise fuckers are the lowest of the low like… a monster that is ugly asf and just eats kids & minorities? hard pass. disgusting.
venom fuckers are a little better bc he’s got the whole tongue & teeth thing going for him but yr still gonna get eaten at the end of the day so? u know. unless ur into that
shape of water monster? the good gender neutral fish god? he’s the ONLY valid one out of the bunch you fuck him you get the package deal. get you a fish god that can kill for you, die for you, make you immortal so you can be together forever. get you a fish god with a sensitive side who will treat you R I G H T
I mean, if you wanna talk about ‘fuck, marry, kill’…
this is the funniest possible response to this post it belongs to you now
110% wrong.
Venom doesn’t eat people for funsies, he only eats the brains of bad people, and he’s canonically good with kids
Secondly, the symbiote, once bonded will be 100% loyal to you and will fight to protect you. Feeling sick? Boom, white blood cell booster. Feel underdressed for a formal event? Boom, instant fancy suit. Bought a big ass box of Valentine’s Day chocolate and don’t have anyone to share it? Boom, symbiotes canonically love chocolate.
Venom/Symbiote is waaaaaay higher on the list than the Abe Sapien clone, but enjoy your home constantly smelling of fish, high water bills, and painstaking algae cleaning every couple of weeks I guess.
Seriously, how could you say “no” to this lil guy?
these are all very good points! thank you for educating me on how badly i misranked venom !! fuckable AND friendly
Putting your hand together and bowing is NOT how you greet someone in Korea, it’s a gesture selectively by buddhist monks, so when a white man does it, it’s pretty fucking racist.
There’s only pictures of Benedict Cumberbatch in there because people are Saltiest about him on the account of Doctor Strange being the most whitewashed movie (with regards to asians) and HE JUST KEEPS DOING IT EVERYWHERE, PLS STOP, but tom hiddleston has done it too, at least once