“Cats don’t comfort you when you’re feeling down.”
What a load of crap !!! One thing for certain… cats don’t give a rat’s ass what B.S. you tell about them. They refuse to care less, either about what you think of them, or about the people they love.
“Cats don’t miss you when you’re gone” is a ton of bs. Whenever I leave to go anywhere, I can hear my cats meowing at the door within moments trying to find me. They sit in the window watching for me to come home and they are at the door to greet me almost every single time.
Cats also grieve. This cat watches a video of their owner who had passed away and he tries to cuddle up with the phone. The look on his face when they zoom in on him brings me to tears every time.
I think one of the funniest things I’ve accidentally taught my parrot is yelling “WHAT?”
The best part is that if he says something weird and and someone else says “what???” he usually repeats what he just said.
Like just now, I was cooking in the kitchen and he heard me boiling water so he asked “you wanna noodle?” but I couldn’t quite hear him so I yelled “WHAT” and he repeated “you wanna noodle?”
Mostly he just likes yelling it, though.
Less funny things I’ve accidentally taught my parrot:
to make the smoke detector noise every time someone makes toast
to make gross eating noises at us when he wants us to share our food
to announce that he is about to poop just about every time he poops
to demand payment in the form of peanuts for every instance of good behavior
no seriously he says “I get a peanut” every single time and gets VERY MAD if not given a peanut
……LESSfunny??!??????
I’m reading that in a “oh god what have I done” kind of way.
The weird shit about Hamilton taking off in the public mainstream just a tiny bit before MBMBAM did is that discovering that Lin-Manuel Miranda, lyrical genius, Pulitzer prizewinner, one-award-away-from-an-EGOT, the much touted ‘next Sondheim’, has been a rabid fan of the McElroys for years, is always a discovery made with severe confusion and visceral fear. There’s no crossover of minds that threatens to scare me more than the fact that the McElroy brothers are and have been friends with Lin for years.
The ghost horse jokesters? Oh yeah, their unique vocal patter has been immortalised multiple times in a Pulitzer prize-winning musical. Hamilton. I’m talking about Hamilton.
The Hamilton guy? Appeared on said ghost horse jokester podcast, talking about his upcoming musical Hamilton, then wrote a ghost horse song for the ghost horse guys to sing.
I’m just saying, I needed prep work for the realisation that Lin knows all of Griffin’s vore jokes probably better than Griffin does.
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