The only thing you need to know about Evo 2018 is the face of complete bewilderment of this Japanese player losing the Dragonball Fighterz finals to an American playing in full fursuit is objectively the funniest shit ever
I’m proud to live in a world where the Furry fandom has positive representation in the form of a fursuiter being a world champion in one of the worlds biggest gaming tournaments.
more details: go1 has sort of a rivalry with sonicfox, they’re played before
additionally, sonicfox was once just an injustice champion, then a mkx champ, and whiny nerds said ‘stupid gay furry, play a REAL fighting game instead of this netherrealm trash’
and now he’s a competitive level player of pretty much every fighting game and the world champ of DBFZ, meaning all of the haters gots to shut the fuck up
I have found my new passion in life and it’s making stupid DnD items:
Potion of Fire-breathing: lets you breathe fire like water-breathing potions let you breathe underwater. Does not protect from burning, however, so best to keep this one on the shelf.
Fresh Ink: this ink will enable a user with bardic training to write the tightest, coolest, freshest verses known to man. However, it will also never dry—making terrible smudging hopelessly inevitable.
The Two-Faced Coin: a talking golden coin. Both faces depict a head that can predict the future and answer “yes” or “no” questions. One speaks only the truth and one speaks only lies, and it is nearly impossible to tell which is which.
The Amulet of No Return: when placed on a dead body, this tarnished silver amulet prevents the target from becoming undead. Strangely, if worn by a living body, the wearer cannot move backwards or be moved backward.
The Scroll of Reverse Lycanthropy: can only be used on wolves. When activated, the scroll will curse the target to turn into a human being during every new moon. The target gains all the traits of a standard human, but will not remember anything about the transformation after the night ends.
T-leaves: fortune-telling tea leaves that always, inexplicably, spell out the letter “t.” Make of that what you will.
The Messenger Stone: this smooth rock can be used as a method of long-distance communication with any target in a one-mile radius. Simply write your message down on a piece of parchment, attach it to the stone with string, and hurl it as hard as you can. Make a ranged weapon attack against the AC of your target. On a failure, the stone falls to the ground. On a success, it travels the full distance to its destination. Your target takes 2d6 bludgeoning damage (doubled on a crit), and receives your message.
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