8th lv spell scars just to clear up any misconceptions, the scars are for the person who is hit by the spell unless ive written ‘extended use’ next to the spell
if you want to live to die in a different battle then you have to stay clean
This also suggests that orcs have some of the best healers and physicians in the world, and they will even make any resulting scars look badass as hell, free of charge.
yes!! I was actually gonna do a continuation of this post regarding that
Somewhat tangential brainstorm since this tag stood out to me:
#how are u supposed to fight if youre very dead
Necromancy, obviously, but there are at least two ways of looking at it:
1) Necromancy is great because you can keep fighting after you die, and thus would be encouraged among orcish society.
2) Necromancy is not good enough because you’re literally a brain-dead zombie, and where’s the fun in that?
A possible middle route would be reanimating shamed and disgraced orcs, since they never did anything worthwhile in life so maybe they can do something worthwhile in death and freeing up other able-bodied orcs for war. Obviously, such undead orcs would be used very carefully or limited to fully-scrubbed skeletons because of the disease risks.
If necromancy was acceptable, then orcs would have some of the best necromancers in the world, and if retaining enough self-awareness to continue being an honorable warrior was a concern, then orcish necromancy would have a lot of useful techniques for creating intelligent or semi-sapient undead. Even unintelligent orcish-made undead would some measure of innate understanding of martial honor.
I imagine that this would be a topic of considerable debate and controversy among orcs and really would depend on which orcish society you ask.
you are so right
1) This SERIOUSLY reminds me of Vikings.
2) Orcs who died dishonorably being burned instead of buried, to kill whatever germs killed them. Reanimated skeletons are charred black. They are used for harvesting crops, which doesn’t require too much ability to think (if it looks like this pick it if it looks like that leave it there). As they walk the fields, their blackened bones flake and leave behind black bone dust, fertilizing the crops. Their job is done when the skeleton disintegrates. They have fed the clan, and regained their honor.
Bugs Bunny could singlehandedly defeat Thanos by dressing up as a TSA agent and setting up a metal detector in the middle of the battlefield saying that all metal objects must be removed if you want to pass on through now stick around for my 2,000 word essay on just how effectively he would convince The Mad Titan to comply
“For shame, doc! Dontcha know we got other folks waiting?”
(Thanos looks behind him and sees dozens of Bugs Bunnies dressed as angry yelling travelers with huge bags of luggage. Thanos rubs his neck guiltily and begins sliding off the gauntlet)
I felt compelled
Nobody expected you to draw T. Hanos himself in the Looney Tunes artstyle but you absolutely fucking delivered
“the actress for the Kim Possible movie looks too young!”
Do these people know what a 16 year old looks like or do they just assume all teenage girls have the face and body of a 25 year old victoria secret super model
what 16 year olds look like vs what y’all think 16 year olds look like
the Kim Possible movie, the She-Ra reboot and the Thundercats reboot are proof that if you make previously sexualized characters a little bit more respectable and age appropriate, horny grown men will have an uproar
i sometimes wonder…..do pokemon trainers ever experience ‘evolution regret’ on the odd occasion?? like there are some serious size differences in some lines loool
me, as a closeted teenager: I probably won’t find love
me, at 24, in my underwear, watching my boyfriend ignore the main storyline in Breath of the Wild to blow things up and pick mushrooms for an absurd amount of time:
I’ve gotta say, whatever your opinion of the direction SU is taking, you have to admit the writing is amazing when every single person who’s been in an abusive relationship instantly felt recognition if not borderline triggering from hearing White Diamond’s literal less than 30 seconds of talking, and almost everyone who hasn’t been in a relationship like that barely realizes there’s anything wrong. everything else about the show aside, they got those little details down perfectly