This is not an exaggeration. Your download speed would slow down to the point where Windows would make this kind of absurd estimate, and you’d sigh and leave the room for a while (because you couldn’t use the computer while it was doing this for fear it would crash and lose all your progress) and then you’d come back in 40 minutes and maybe it would now say 52 years or maybe it would say 3 minutes, who knew, not Windows.
Wanted to do some art of my top two dragons from the Reignited Trilogy so far! Bubba and Nevin may be in my top ranks so far, but I can’t wait to see everyone else. Especially the DreamWeaver Dragons.
Imagine being Heimdall and having a spirit so generous that you could sincerely say “welcome home” to the individual who once turned you into an icicle and is now showing up 15 minutes late without Starbucks to the apocalypse that he sort of started.
#heimdall is the only source of unconditional love in the odinsons’ lives #he may have been your allfather but he weren’t never your daddy (via @stuffimgoingtohellfor)
I just thought it was so powerful that the man that can see everything, saw Loki coming home. I think Heimdall was speaking more metaphorically here- he knew Loki would return and wanted to reassure him that he was in Loki’s corner.
Probably but imagine, also, that Loki chose to let Heimdall see him return. Like literally. Bc it’s generally a thing where Loki can hide from the sight of Asgard. So this line is either “Heimdall saying that he’s on Loki’s side (but what other side is he gonna be on? The other emo sibling hellbent on destroying Asgard??)” or “Heimdall able to see Loki for the first time in a long ass time and it inspires hope and joy in him even tho its the dude that turned him into a Heim-sickle back in the first movie”. Either way I love it
Arguments for why your should base your reptilian dragons off of crocodilians rather than lizards:
Look at that armored hide. IRL you’d have trouble putting a spear through that, no wonder the magic ones need diety-blessed swords and sige weapons to manage them.
Hork down obscene amounts of meat, then nap for over half a year.
TEEF
Look at those eyes, those eyes are totally deciding whether you’re worth the effort of consuming. So Draconic.
Comes in magical white morph IRL already, and regular colors are Baller too.
Is this animal somehow not cool and terrifying enough for you already? Go look up crocodile ancestors and prepare to shit yourself, pathetic hairless beach ape.
Many crocodilians already dig burrows and take over caves near water. Would totally move into Erebor if given half a chance.