the-last-punbender:

beatcopjake:

I simply said what I wish had been said when Kevin and I got married.

This is one of my favourite pieces of this show because “Marriage is like…oatmeal” was introduced as part of the “Holt can’t do emotions” gag

But in this speach, the unusual metaphor is powerful and sincere and heartwarming. And it shows that these writers really understand the character of Holt and the nature of love, and that they are very, very good at their craft.

kayytx:

an established relationship stevetony fic where steve’s picking up a book that tony left for him in his office when he sees small stack of papers on tony’s desk and right at the top it says divorce agreement.

his eyes stray a bit further down and he sees tony’s name on the document and suddenly he’s just too blinded by hurt and grief to think or look harder. and then he’s just livid. he can’t believe that tony would do this without talking to steve about whatever problems he thinks they may be having in their relationship.

steve takes the papers downs to tony’s workshop and confronts him. “how could you?!” he asks. “if you thought we were having problems you could have come to me. we could have talked about it. but you’d rather just throw it all away instead of trying to figure things out??”

and tony’s like, “steve, what are you talking about?”

steve shoves the papers at tony and says, “i found the divorce papers, tony. i’m not signing them until you tell me why you’re doing this.”

tony just stares at steve for a bit. and then, as if he wanted to make steve even angrier, tony just laughs. he laughs so hard he bends over and tears start streaming out his eyes.

“what the fuck, tony. do you think this is funny? stop laughing and explain yourself.”

tony finally gets himself together and he’s still giggling a little bit, but finally he says, “steve, honey. we’re not married.”

and suddenly steve’s mind just blanks out. oh god. he made a fool out of himself. he and tony have been so comfortable with each other, so domestic, they were practically married already, and steve forgot they weren’t actually married.

he’s so embarrassed, he wants to crawl into a hole and die right there.

“oh my god. i’m so sorry, tony. we’ve been doing so well. we’ve been so comfortable together, it honestly felt like we’ve been married for years.”

“i know, baby.”

“can you forgive me?”

“there’s nothing to forgive.”

then steve remembers. “wait, then why do you have divorce papers with your name on them?”

he looks at the papers again, then actually reads the rest of the document.

james rhodes? you and rhodey are married?!”

tony nods. “um, yeah, so when we were in our 20s rhodey and i got drunk and married in vegas but we never bothered to get it annulled?”

“but you’re doing it now?”

“well, yes,” tony says. “i need to get a divorce, because i was planning on proposing to you.”

“oh.”

“so what do you say? will you marry me?”

steve beams. “god, yes, of course i’ll marry you. let’s get you divorced.”

ex-libris-blog:

“But Maria explained and painted their life cycle. Their metamorphosis from caterpillar to chrysalis to butterfly. She not only explained that process, she showed which plant species each butterfly species was dependent upon. This book revolutionised the study of insects in Europe. But it also helped Maria raise the funds to embark upon a journey to study the more exotic creatures that she knew she would find in the tropical regions of the Dutch empire.”

David Olusoga, Civilisations, ep. 6 ‘First Contact’ (BBC 2018)

7 most adhd moods

adhdpie:

–the Only Mood everyone else knows about: i  wanna do THIS and THIS and THIS and THIS and THIS and–SQUIRREL

–galaxy brain: i was listening to the lecture but the prof said something that reminded me of something else and now i’m not sure how much time i was lost in thought

–the tutorial only comes in video format: i’m sorry, but you’ve thrown off the emperor’s groove *hurls product & its tutorial video into the sun*

–damn you hyperfocus: i went to bed intending to wake up and write but this morning i was possessed by a cleanliness spirit and spent the next 14 hours organizing the apartment

–i dont think u tried at all.jpg: did i seriously spend an entire free day refreshing twitter b/c i didn’t want to spend 10 minutes finishing my hw but wouldn’t let myself do anything else until i finished it???? (yes)

–patrick star: *unlocks phone* time to check the weather. *opens twitter* the weather. *opens messenger* the weather. *opens mobage game* the weather. *opens facebook* the weather. *opens twitter again* THE WEA–

–smells like depression: literally everything is too boring. i’m going back to sleep