relatable – Page 2 – thisacelovesheadcanons

dollsome-does-tumblr:

me every time i spend over $50 on something, no matter how worthy of my money it is: oh god. what have i done. what have i just done. what have i

trashfirefallon:

sickandisgusting:

Being a writer is writing 3,000 words at 4 in the morning and then not touching your work for a month

@ me

glossophobic:

me externally: I write fanfic because I enjoy it! I write for myself!

me internally: validate me. drown me in kudos. i will sell my soul for comments and fic recs

me: gosh i have so much work to do i better get started
my brain: you cannot
me: why
my brain: you are feeling moderately upset, any attempt at productivity is futile
me: i don’t see how-
my brain: cannot.

starrchild:

milennial culture is sending a horrible post to your friend who is sitting 10 feet away from you in the same room, and waiting 2 seconds before hearing a dismayed “….no!”

setheverman:

quick question how does a human relax? i would like to try it

hirsuteandcute:

Me: I love my body!!

Ovaries: Oh thank y-

Me:

mysteryseeker:

mysteryseeker:

you guys ever think, like, “man in my next life i want to be a mushroom, or maybe a small lizard” cause this sentient being shit is exhausting, i just wanna scurry in dirt and absorb nutrients

im glad you weirdos find this post relatable

thedramaticsneeze:

hoshigumayuugi:

i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early

YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS

prokopetz:

Just saying “I don’t watch TV” sounds pretentious, but there’s a big difference between “I don’t watch TV because I feel that the entertainment of the common masses is beneath me”, and “I don’t watch TV because I’m too busy marathoning YouTube videos of a guy 100% clearing Super Mario 64 without pressing the A button”.