Look, Iām doing my best Hawkeye Pierce impersonation by walking around in a shirt, underwear and house slippers while trying not to dive too deeply into my existential depression. What more do you want from me?
do you ever want to stockpile your own blood over the course of a few years and then just go around and start spreading it everywhere before mysteriously disappearing, leaving suspicious amounts of blood throughout the city and turning your whole town into a crime scene which no one can adequately explain outside of somehow being murdered simultaneously at like eight taco bells?
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