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Tag: taz
iāve said it before and iāll say it again the secret heat of the mcelroyās success is the escapist fantasy of a loving healthy family who likes talking to each other
inexplicable following of hordes of The Gays?? hmm i wonder why
You know how in Tangled the horse is like super suspicious of Flynn? My hurloane headcanon is Sloane bringing Hurley breakfast in bed and Hurley having to triple-check nothing she’s eating has been stolen.
wow. i canāt believe youre so completely fucking accurate.Ā
also consider:Ā
sloane: babe i got you this new gold plated steering wheel for your battlewagonĀ
hurley: thats stolen.Ā
sloane: ofc not! babe. who do you think i am?Ā
hurley: [glares]Ā
sloane: i didnt steal it i promise.Ā
hurley: [suspicious glaring]Ā
sloane: ā¦ā¦.ok i stole the funds to buy it with sorry i love you?Ā
so fia and i got this lamp thing for christmas, itās like a box that comes with a bunch of letters so you can write stuff on it
i know exactly what to do with this
PERFECT
Taakos. Altko and the canon boy
one day, ten or twenty years after the hunger, somebody tells magnus that factoid about howĀ āone day your parents put you down and never picked you back upā
he immediately finds angus and picks him up
Oh, Tangled?
Headcanon: after Story and Song, Lup immediately gets Angus to call herĀ āAunt Lupā (āMaāam makes me feel so old!ā)
It takes a while but eventually Taako is likeĀ āYāknow Lulu, you calling yourself his aunt kinda implies that heās my kidā
and lupās just likeĀ āyeah? i know??ā and looks at him like heās really really dumb
heās probably droolingĀ
more Taakos! Not up to speed yet but god damn The Adventure Zone is good so far


