kravitz after a couple dates with taako: taako is so full of life! he really pulls me out of my shell, I’ve never met anyone as glamorous or exciting or spontaneous as he is
kravitz after one week of working with lup: taako darling I adore you and I especially love that the time we spend together is so serene and relaxing

anonymousalchemist:

the reason davenport is so good at illusion magic is that he has to fuckin hide from his terrible children and his terrible boyfriend who enjoy tormenting him. 

jumpboy-rembrandt:

jumpboy-rembrandt:

lup: hey babe how do i look

barry: beautiful and perfect and amazing

lup: thanks babe i love you

taako: hey babe how do i look

kravitz: your blouse is just a bit too dark for the rest of your outfit, so you should change it to something more pastel. also, with that skirt you might want higher heels – this would be a good excuse to wear those boots we got last week. while you do that, i’ll go change my shirt so we aren’t completely clashing.

taako: thanks babe i love you

[later, on their double date]

taako: lup what the fuck are those cargo pants

lup: i don’t want to hear it. we’re at a trashy bar and you two look like you just stepped off the runway.

kravitz: all the world’s a stage, lup

weatheredlaw:

thefeelszone:

Concept: The world the IPRE are from doesn’t have snow

consider: a world where it is always snowy, all the time

-magnus is thrilled to fuckin’ bits for about fifteen minutes before he freezes his ass off because he ran straight into it without a coat because he’s NEVER OWNED ONE
-barry and merle are fascinated from a scientific perspective. merle writes his name with pee in it. barry analyzes its molecular properties. it melts in his lab and everything is moist for days.
-lup and taako immediately realize snow sucks, but taako recognizes that it can be made into ice cream
-davenport is livid because the cold ISN’T GOOD FOR THE SHIP and he’s constantly de-icing his girl
-lucretia pretends to be very academic about the snow, but when no one is looking she builds an enormous pile of it and jumps in. magnus catches her and they start a fight and build snow men and have to be dragged back inside
-everyone agrees it’s very, very pretty for the first week. by the end of the year they’re so fucking sick of it the next time they see snow they legit ask if they can skip this one

thecommunityzone:

Lup: Wait, are you okay?

Taako: I’m fine.

Lup: F-I-N-E or F-Y-N-E?

Barry: What?

Lup: We made one of them code for ‘not fine.’

Taako: F-Y-N-E.

Lup: Okay, he’s fine.

snowberri:

The fact that Griffin has a legit reason why Garfield was growing a clone of Magnus and he’s never going to TELL anyone what it is, is something I don’t think I can live with for much longer.

mcgonagollygee:

taako and merle have such an interesting relationship because so much of it is implicit… i think they’re maybe the only two ipre members that are actually closer after the ten year gap than they were during the century, even if neither of them acknowledge it aloud

the closest they get to outward affection is when they’re both getting older and taako makes merle promise that if, gods forbid, merle outlives him, merle will make a memorable scene at the funeral (taako draws the line at full nudity but says that exaggerated drunkenness would be ideal). merle pats him on the knee and promises to flirt with kravitz with so little subtlety that the papers will talk about it for months. taako wipes a semi real tear from his eye. “you really know me,” he says.