Venom: Hey, We’re gay
Eddie: I thought you were a parasite.
Venom: * slams Eddie into a wall*
Tag: venom
Venom: Goodbye Eddie…
Eddie: NO!! VENOM!!!!
my best friend, in the theatre, fucking destroyed: Oh. It was a love story.
Eddie: hey kid this is Venom.
Venom popping from Eddie’s shoulder: Hello child.
Peter: *gasp* A danger noodle!
Anne: Oh my god, a monster ate a cop today.
Eddie: Maybe The cop was being a dick.
Venom: Eddie I made us dinner it’s our favorite
Eddie: You made tater tots thats- *sees this*
V what is this?
Venom: Bacon wrapped tater tots dipped in chocolate. Enjoy 🙂
The Venom movie is very relatable because I too, would instantly betray my species for Tom Hardy.
Anne: do you ever wanna talk about your emotions eddie
Eddie: no
Venom: i do
Eddie: i know, venom
Venom: i’m sad
Eddie: i know, venom
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